What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

You shall not bear false witness.

Maybe leave out

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?